Don't mess with folks at bowling alleys. Seriously. Bowlers are a tribe with subgroups called 'leagues'. Bowling alleys are places where folks of all races, creeds, and colors mix and mingle. Some are serious bowlers with one shining goal of a perfect game, some are there for fun. It's a community and if you've got those shoes on, you are part of it, if only for a game or two.
Which is why you don't attack and choke your girlfriend in a bowling alley. That shit don't fly. In the case of Pano Michael DuPree of Charleston, SC, he got arrested after having the stuffing knocked out of him by a female bystander (who apparently has a wicked right hook).
Ironically enough, Mr DuPree, aside from being a boil on the backside of humanity, is a lawyer specializing in criminal law and personal injury claims. Which makes him a festering boil since this miscreant is also an ambulance chaser who lost his law license once before for assaulting a police officer.
So getting bounced onto his ass by a woman I think is poetic in an odd sort of way.