Indiana's state of emergency has been extended yet another 30
years days. The stated reason: there's going to be a bunch of NCAA tournaments in Indianapolis so the state needs to be kept under lock and key because basketball. I can't even completely convey my disgust in words, even four letter words.
Fucking pussy with his sports metaphors can kiss my ass. If the emergency really is an emergency after a year, then they shouldn't be doing the tournaments. If they are allowing the tournaments, then there is no emergency.