So, in Michigan, home of the Gila Monster that is Witless Whitmer, gonorrhea cases are on the rise. The link is from Red State and the puns in the article are almost as good as the ones I could come up with. Because I have a 12 year old's sense of humor. The article did not mention if folks with the clap also tested positive for the Wuhan. Maybe they were all wearing masks.
But, part of the... ahem... rise in this particular STD might be attributed to the lack of testing--no way to be tested, and actual tests are hard to come by. Part of the issue might be that sex clubs were deemed to be essential and churches were not. Maybe it's because Fauci said that hookups via Tinder, etc. are okay because it's okay to take a chance if you're having sex with a stranger, but it's not okay to take a chance having dinner with family at Thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure that cases of STDs, HIV, etc. are going to skyrocket as soon as folks start getting vaccinated against the Wu-Flu.
This song seemed appropriate for today's posting.... Fire Down Below