Saturday, June 28, 2014

I would have just left food

Last night in Chicago an 18 year old male (why are they teens when they do something stupid and men when they do something illegal?) climbed a power tower, got 180 feet up, and then freaked and froze.  Took a bunch of firemen a couple hours to 'rescue' this miscreant whom they ended up trussing up and lowering to the ground. 

Way I figure it, they could have either thrown a bungee cord up to him and let him get down quickly or left a Happy Meal at the bottom of the tower.  Just like a cat, he'll find a way down when he gets hungry enough.

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

And of course he won't be charged for the costs... sigh