Thursday, November 22, 2012

Dear Health Food Store Employee

Is there anything that qualifies you for the job besides being a vegan lesbian??  Because I seem to know more about your products than you do.  Your store's inventory is not extensive enough that I'm not asking things that should be outside your purview.   I've just got to start sucking it up and driving to the other store--at least they try.  Even Vitamin Shoppe employees are more knowledgeable and they aren't a grocery store with delusions of grandeur.

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