Wednesday, December 7, 2011

And they take these people seriously, really.

Via The Gateway Pundit:  A muslim cleric apparently thinks that women need to avoid phallic fruits and vegetables, lest they get impure thoughts.  Their menfolk should cut items such as bananas, zucchinis, even carrots into small, non-phallic, bite sized pieces because they wouldn't want their women aroused by the mere sight of such prodigious produce.  One wonders if perhaps the cleric in question is somewhat jealous of intimidated by the, ahem, immensity of these foods or feels inadequate in some way.  

I'm guessing that he would expand this ban to include ice cream cones, or Rocket Pops, much to the dismay of the male population.

2 comments:

Borepatch said...

Snerk.

Old NFO said...

Hammer, meet nail :-) Love it!