TSA Barkley:
Hmmm.... stiletto heels. Sorry ma'am. These can possibly be used as weapons. I must confiscate them.
Women's delicates? Sorry ma'am. These can be considered to be a weapon in the right hands. I must confiscate these items.
Ma'am, are you aware that your bottle of shampoo is WAY above the 3 ounce limit? It can possibly be used as a weapon. I must confiscate this bottle of 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific'.
I can let you keep the pistol, the knives, the tweezers, the finger-nail file, and the pepper spray.
And we can possibly be persuaded to forgo the enhanced body patdown in exchange for this venison summer sausage......
9 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA! They should recruit him. The underwear bomber never would have gotten through.
The Summer Sausage is AWESOME.
B.
Ma'am, I must protest this calumny. To link such a noble creature with the TSA calls for at least a woof of protest!
B--Glad you like it!
Borepatch--you didn't have to chase him around trying to retrieve dress shoes, tennis shoes, hosiery, and other *ahem* sundries. He is a fabulous creature though and I do hate besmirching his good name. Very playful and loving--he's a lot of fun to play chase with.
I rent him out for parties. . .
just saying
*giggle*
Good thing that Barks is on the job. The country is in good hands...er, paws...
And he works for snausage...
Larry--exactly! And the country would be in better paws/hands if he was in charge.
I'm not sure that referring to Barkley as a TSA agent might not be an insult to his intelligence...
Dann in Ohio
Dann--he's WAY smarter than the average TSA agent. Got me to give up some summer sausage.... Or maybe I can't resist that doggy grin of glee.
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