During my sojourn at the Range this last weekend, I had a run-in with TSA Canine Agent Barkley. Apparently the contents of my little overnight bag were deemed by him to be a danger to the Range and its occupants so he needed to inspect my belongings thoroughly.
Hmmm.... stiletto heels. Sorry ma'am. These can possibly be used as weapons. I must confiscate them.
Women's delicates? Sorry ma'am. These can be considered to be a weapon in the right hands. I must confiscate these items.
Ma'am, are you aware that your bottle of shampoo is WAY above the 3 ounce limit? It can possibly be used as a weapon. I must confiscate this bottle of 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific'.
I can let you keep the pistol, the knives, the tweezers, the finger-nail file, and the pepper spray.
And we can possibly be persuaded to forgo the enhanced body patdown in exchange for this venison summer sausage......
2 weeks ago