Text conversation with Og, the Mighty and Indomitable:
Me: Thanks for getting those chocolate covered almonds for me dude. I totally owe you a plate of bacon when we hit the breakfast buffet this weekend.
Og: No worries. You can be my bacon slave just like Jabba the Hutt and Leia.
Me: I'm totally not going to wear the gold bikini--it's too cold. Plus it would give the folks at the restaurant a collective apoplectic fit.
Og: And then we steal their bacon. Win-win.
Me: I dunno. It's still too cold for the gold bikini. We'll have to figure out another way to pull the big bacon heist.
Og: If it's cold, there's high beams! Win-win-win!
Me: High Beams and Bacon. Sounds like a country song.....
Mr. B (after reading the exchange): The great high beam bacon caper. Now on 8mm.
2 weeks ago