Text conversation with Og, the Mighty and Indomitable:
Me: Thanks for getting those chocolate covered almonds for me dude. I totally owe you a plate of bacon when we hit the breakfast buffet this weekend.
Og: No worries. You can be my bacon slave just like Jabba the Hutt and Leia.
Me: I'm totally not going to wear the gold bikini--it's too cold. Plus it would give the folks at the restaurant a collective apoplectic fit.
Og: And then we steal their bacon. Win-win.
Me: I dunno. It's still too cold for the gold bikini. We'll have to figure out another way to pull the big bacon heist.
Og: If it's cold, there's high beams! Win-win-win!
Me: High Beams and Bacon. Sounds like a country song.....
Mr. B (after reading the exchange): The great high beam bacon caper. Now on 8mm.
2 weeks ago
8 comments:
Y'all are having WAY too much fun with that...LOL But enjoy the bacon!!!
Just remember don't do anything rasher than I would....
NFO--I was laughing so hard that I had tears running down my face. And the bacon is definitely worth it, believe me.
Thomas-- :-) Very funny!
I think we mix the metaphors and all wear bacon Bikinis.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/bacon-bikini-nsfw
I just love bacon heist movies. It's sort of a James Bond thing with a theme song, "Goldporkrinds". Skip the bacon bikini, og.
"Skip the bacon bikini, og."
Boy, if I had ten bucks for every time I heard THAT.
Thanks for reminding me... there's more than one way to make bacon sizzle...
Dann in Ohio
They always show bacon pictures, but never the other kind...
*sigh*
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