Tuesday, October 25, 2011

The Empress has no deep fried Snickers

Via Drudge, it seems that MEchelle is totally pissed at Paula Deen, whose Southern cooking is anything but the low-fat, high vegetable fare that FLOTUS is touting.  Why is she so mad?  Because Paula is dishing that Empress Michelle is a hypocrite who wants MAKE everyone eat their broccoli while she chows on deep-fried Snickers, hot wings, and french fries. 

The White House keeps brushing off questions about dinners thrown by the Obamas, like their Super Bowl party menu, and Michelle makes a big deal about going to the local farmer's market to get some weird kind of Thai cabbage to try to maintain the image that she's trying to create. 

The Queen of the Shake Shack burger is even writing a cookbook that will ostensibly tell people how to grow their own food since her husband's administration is making it impossible to either buy affordable food or to make it flavorable using salt, butter, or whatever else is deemed to be bad for you today.

But it's tough to maintain that the Empress has no trans-fats, when all they have is excuses for every meal or photo op.

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

Yep, it's HELL when you get caught with your mouth stuffed with food... :-)

Midwest Chick said...

Yep. Paula Deen said she just ate and ate, even through the commercials.... Total hypocrite!

Brigid said...

Just ask the Queen. Fried food is not for we commoners, only royalty. We must eat the steamed caulifower seasoned with "I can't believe it's not salt". Now, what pie are you and I going to make tomorrow afternoon?

Midwest Chick said...

I'm thinking classic chocolate as long as I can get it to set up this time....