Pole dancing for Jesus. Except they call it 'Pole Fitness for Jesus'. Ecclesiastes 3:4 says that there is a 'time to dance' (I remember that from Footloose) after all. The instructors say it's about 'connecting to God'. And if God is represented by a phallic symbol, I dunno, something like a pole, I'm thinking they're totally on track. I truly would like to muster more snark about this, but am finding that I can't. It's getting these women off their butts, which is a good thing. It's possibly preparing them for a second career option, which is a good thing. They might take some of these moves home, which for their boyfriends and husbands, is a good thing. I'm calling it a win/win.
4 months ago