This was just too funky to pass up. My apologies to my readers who expect better of me.
They arrested a guy in Toledo for having sex with a picnic table (his own table at least). Never mind the sheer logistics of having sex with a table, but can you really be said to be having sex with an inanimate object like that?? To add to the weirdness, there were DVDs of the acts, which occurred outside, between January and March in 2008. Outside, with a metal table, in Toledo, in the winter. According to the article, the man also admitted to having sex with the table INSIDE his home. One wonders if he bought it dinner too???
3 years ago