Joining slang terms for masturbating, there is a new one... 'toobin'. It is specific to masturbating while on a Zoom call, but will probably join the more general euphemisms of rubbing one out, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey, etc. relatively soon.
One thing that I did notice is that his stated his big mistake was not making sure the audio and video were off. Didn't maybe think that doing it in the first place might be the problem. But that kind of thinking would be too much for the New York eliterati.
A question that came to my mind, (right after WTF??), was with whom was he Zooming since the unlucky spectators indicated that it looked like he was on another Zoom call??